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Credit Card Debt Elimination Is Step #1 In Your Planet's Plan For Survival

NOTE: The following message was picked up by numerous Earth Wire Services in the past day. It appears, by all accounts, to be a confirmed message from outer space... one insisting that all citizens of our planet sign up for credit card debt elimination...

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Earthlings, we regret that we must be the first aliens to contact your world under these circumstances. This is not a joyous occasion, but one that should be very alarming to you. The Galactic Council has sent us to inform you that sometime between the years 2384 and 2414 of your Earth calendar, your planet will be vaporized in preparations for the new interstellar highway. Stretching from one end of the universe to the other, the highway will connect all known beings and make travel possible as it never has been before.

So what can you do to stop the annihilation of Earth?
Sign up for credit card debt elimination, all of you.

The reasons for this are twofold. First off, if you showcase your commitment to global debt elimination programs, the Council may look favorably on your planet as a possible rest area and divert the construction of the universal road slightly to one side, so as to spare your lives. The better you are economically, the brighter your prospects look in the eyes of the Council. No promises are being made, but this Council has built its reputation on cutting back spending and eliminating debt.

Therefore, widespread debt elimination efforts are the best way to impress the Council and potentially take Earth out of the cross hairs. Secondly, the more money the nations of Earth can pool together, the more high-powered lawyers and lobbyists you can pay for... there are a couple of widely-known guns for hire who have the ears of many high-ranking Council members. You have to pull strings when you can, and fight for survival, doing whatever it takes. Take it from us, you should stage an attack on both fronts.

Check out our links and resources to learn more about credit card debt elimination today.