Debt Relief World - Debt Elimination Plan

You Are All Part Of The Master Debt Elimination Plan

Earth people, we are from California.

Earth people, I was born on Jupiter.

Earth people, we are from California.

Earth people, I was born on Jupiter.

-- Dr. Octagon

We have picked up this strange transmission from your planet for several years now, and have no idea what to make of it. Earth people, take us to this Dr. Octagonocologist. We must know what he is speaking of. Our research analysts have mastered travel between galaxies but cannot make the slightest bit of sense out of this. In any case, your planet needs a debt elimination plan in serious fashion. That is what brings us here. Not these profound, cryptic lyrics.

The reason you need to get your acts in gear financially is that you are going to get bulldozed by the new interstellar highway in the next couple of centuries if you do not prove your stability and planetary worth to the universe council. We hold a seat on the council and it is our job to educate those in danger of extinction about debt elimination before they face permanent elimination of another sort. We are saying you are all going to die unless you shape up.

So, rather than freak out at the 8-foot humanoids staring down at you, or gasping in awe at our spaceship, take some time to browse the world wide web for some knowledge about a debt elimination plan. Learn how to get one, what one can do, and so on and all that jazz. There are credit card debt elimination programs for individuals and corporations alike. If everyone does their part, your World may yet be saved. If you ignore us and continue this dangerous pattern of spending, you will soon be vaporized.

By soon, we mean a couple hundred years, of course. That's when the highway is scheduled to be completed. So you have some time to get your finances together and formulate a planet-wide debt elimination plan. We highly suggest that you do.