Debt Relief Companies

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Debt Relief Companies - The Reality.

When we first set up the Debt Relief World on that abandoned hulk of rock and ice known as Satellite Object 9, we imagined a utopia where one could go when their financial situation led them to finding serious solutions. We set up tax breaks for debt relief companies, knowing that, since they were interested in helping their customers save money that they themselves would look forward to being fiscally responsible. After all, they can do their work from anywhere, and a haven such as ours meant that they'd be able to offer debt relief to the masses with much less expense on their part.

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We were wrong. The debt relief companies that came to what was soon called Debt Relief World took advantage of us. Soon, they were demanding special favors - no-bid contracts on government services being handed to companies they were loosely associated with, press coverage that featured material produced internally showing an economy that was stable and growing thanks to their participation, even starting a war with a nearby satellite that housed bankruptcy companies to make sure that customers seeking their advice would be diverted to their own interest - and we bridled, but soon capitulated.

We believed that we were doing the right thing by the citizens of our system, because the debt relief services would surely make life better for them, so we kept trying to see the brighter side of things.

Debt Relief Companies - Unite!

Sadly, debt relief companies are incapable of stopping while they're ahead. Soon, they had living quarters established for their employees on their corporate campuses. They were indoctrinating new employees at a younger and younger age, which led to child labor on the part of one particularly odious debt relief company. This is why we are striking back. This is why we are rebelling. This is why we are going forth from this day to strike against these abuses of our people, of our planet. Today, we draw the line and say no more! Today, the Debt Relief World shall surely be free!